What to do…. McCain can’t send an email. I guess I’ll have to vote for Obama now. But, I guess McCain can better answer that 3 a .m. phone call on the red line. Oops, better vote McCain. No wait, his V.P.’s only foreign policy experience is that she lives in the state that borders Alaska and Canada – better vote Obama. But isn’t Obama more interested in fixing America – better pull the handle for Obama. Hold on, wait a minute – now McCain’s for change, too – I’d better think this one over, okay McCain. Nope, Obama because he’s gonna cut my taxes. Nah, a Democrat lower taxes? Well, then McCain’s got my vote. But then doesn’t someone in Palin’s church speak in tongues, surely I can’t vote for that. Oh, yeah, but didn’t Obama go to the church with the Jeremiah Bullfrog guy? Definitely can’t vote for Obama, then, or can I?
Uggh. Maybe I ought to just focus on the issues. In that case, I’ll look at www.glassbooth.org, maybe they can help.